Here it is...
Status: still pregnant, off all meds, still contracting, mostly miserable, no cervical changes, no active labor, no idea when anything will happen.
Location: still in the big stupid ugly hospital.
Weight gain: loss, actually. total gain is now about 16.5 lbs.
Attitude: depends on the time of the day and how close / strong contractions are.
Baby: looks great. she is happy as a clam. HR is awesome. reactivity is great. no issues at all.
Appetite: varies day to day / throughout the day. not much of one. supplementing overall diet with Ensure for weight gain / weight maintenance.
View: a brick wall, some tree tops, a roof top, and lots of air conditioning and mechanical equipment.
General info: desperately miss my husband, my dog, my house, my bed, driving a car, being outside...and so much more.
Prediction: I will never go into real labor. I will never dilate to 5 cm. I will never have my water break. I will contract for the next 40 years. Finnley will be the first baby to ever actually fully grow up in her mother's womb. Murphy will be laughing wherever it is that he hides out and does evil things to people while working up new tortuous "laws".